YOUTH, SEX, GUNS, AND VOTES // PUBLIC ACCESS GETS APOLITICAL

I'm currently bracing my self for a few months of people I barley know - or don't know at all - telling me how important it is to vote. Though I vote in every election, I fail to see the utility of encouraging anyone, especially those who may or may not be disinterested, to vote.

P. Diddy famously said "Vote or die!" during the last presidential election cycle. South Park did the best commentary on that particular MTV ad campaign in their 119th, electoral episode entitled "Douche and Turd." Many South Park residents died (shot to death), or were banished for not voting for either fecal matter or an irrelevant feminine hygiene product. Such is politics. Of course, the youth vote was as inconsequential as ever in 2004. In the end, John Kerry failed to woo the TRL crowd with his after-school-special meets special-K (the drug not the cereal) vocal delivery.

But seriously, vote or become subject to a world in which people who masturbate to this Photoshop job control the government.


Actually, that might be pretty funny, so do whatever you want. Whatever comes naturally.

[Editors update: the url for this photo keeps being removed/changed. Fishy? I just uploaded my own copy. Be sure to watch the debate this week in which Palin will attempt compare Canada and North Korea as equivalent realms of foreign policy. Both very comunist. Both very cold in the winter. Both the birthplace of hilarious comedians. Both attempting to recapture and silence Avril Lavigne]

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BONUS! Decapitated Palin on fake Vogue cover. Not alluring. Someone please Photoshop her face onto John McCain's semi-nude body. That would bring in the youth vote.